Quotes, sayings & poems

60th Birthday Poems

Love is not one, but rather the only way to happiness

Love is not one, but rather the only way to happiness. Only love understands the secret of giving and getting richer at the same time.

- Clemens Brentano

You're not turning 60.

You're not turning 60. You're just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday!

- Unknown

May your 60th

May your 60th Birthday be as magnificent as you are.

- Unknown

When you are over

When you are over the hill you pick up speed.

- Unkown

After a man passes

After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.

- Washington Irving

At 60 you at least have

At 60 you at least have excuses.

- Anonymous

A man of sixty has spent

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

- Arnold Bennett

On my 60th birthday my wife

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

- Unknown

I still have a full

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

- Unknown

The greatest comfort

The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others.

- Marcus Cato

I can't believe you're 50

I can't believe you're 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

- Unknown

A lighter? We're going to need

A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.

- Unknown